Monday, February 14, 2005

Happy Fake Holiday

Anyone that celebrates today with zeal or zest or any other z word is an ass. Yes an ass and you are ruining it for the rest of us. Stop it.

VD coupons from the Onion. More VD joy in flash. I want the "Pee Right Now" Day. That I would celebrate.

Just to put you in the mood (see the post from yesterday) Also I got this email from my younger brother.

a story on valentine's day for you...last week we met this girl at a bar whose boyfriend had broken up with her that same day via email. she shared this email (typos included)...enjoy.



Subject: I'm tired of this shit...tired, tired, tired...

Jayme,I've tired calling, you don't answer my calls... I've stopped by, youturn off your lights... so I hate to do this over email but we aredone... I'm a loner Jayme, you don't to get mixed up with a guy likeme... I'm trouble... so I can give you the it's not you it's me, butreally it is you... I put 110% into this relationship and you took it... never giving anything back... You are a very selfish person andsince I am not you I didn't fit into your life... I cannot go on like this and I won't... When we worked we were good but you are suckingthe life out of me...Our relationship became a vacuum and all you didwas suck... To be honest the physical attraction is still there but Ineed more.. I have been seeing someone else now for a couple weeks...She takes care of my physically and mentally, whereas you did not...So as I walk alone on these streets of broken dreams, I hope you windup with nightmares... You ruined the best thing that you ever had andI am gone... and not to be cliche but FUCK YOU... I'm tired of this shit... tired, tired, tired... and give me back my black t shirt
youbitch...

Wishing you a pit of despair and unfufilling relationship,

Your Ex Boyfriend, JARED






Perfect. Thanks and I might as well add this. Top Ten Reason I hate Fake Lesbian Porn. Funny and well thought out.

I will post later about the Grammy's and Oscar picks soon.

More later

Bro

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