Wednesday, January 19, 2005

I had some very good beer that I purchased with a fake ID--My name was Brian McGee

The last title was stolen from Sufjan Stevens' "Super Sexy Woman"

So on ward...I mentioned a bit ago about a benefit with the D and Eddie Vedder etc. Well I need to thank Helper Monkey for this review of the show. Sounds great--I would love a bootleg. The encore sounds simply amazing. This a photo from the show. Thanks again Helper Monkey.

Now this is from Mary.
ANNUAL NEOLOGISM CONTEST
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.And the winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
My favorites are 4,10, and 11. Thanks Mary.

I think this downloading thing may just catch on. Up tenfold.

F--kin A right. Fuel lead singer says a naughty word on stage...and I am sure it is the first time the audience ever heard that word too.

I already linked to one site saying this but it doesn't hurt to remind you. Bonnaroo 2005.

JibJab is back for the second term.

Being Paul Allen. Hell I would settle for just being his friend.

Kings of Leon. New CD and Tour. They have a single on iTunes right now.


ON TV
Wednesday 1/19:
LITTLE STEVEN The Late Show With David Letterman (CBS)
RAY LAMONTAGNE Late Night With Conan O'Brien (NBC)
BEN HARPER Last Call With Carson Daly (NBC)

BIRTHDAYS
JANIS JOPLIN (Powerful heart-on-her-sleeve '60s blues and rock persona who left Texas to join up with San Francisco-based Big Brother And The Holding Company and later the Kozmic Blues Band and the Full Tilt Boogie Band [for the Pearl album]; Born in 1943 in Port Arthur, Texas. Died on October 4, 1970, of a heroin overdose in a Hollywood hotel room.
ROBERT PALMER (Funky and stylish Brit blue-eyed soul singer; grew up on the island of Malta; member of '70s band Vinegar Joe and solo hit with back-up from Little Feat and The Meters before ultimately becoming an '80s MTV star with a string of pop hits; was a member of 1985 band Power Station with Duran Duran members; Born in 1949 in Batley, England. Died of a heart attack in Paris on September 26, 2003.
PHIL EVERLY (Singer, songwriter; along with brother Don was half of The Everly Brothers,Born in 1939 in Chicago.
DOLLY PARTON (Hit Country/Americana soprano who ventures into bluegrass and gospel collaborations; actress; made Trio albums with Emmylou Harris and Linda Ronstadt; Born in 1946 in Locust Ridge, Tennessee.

THIS DAY IN MUSIC:
In 1971, The mass murder trial of Charles Manson was under way. Much to the dismay of The Beatles, "Helter Skelter" was played in the courtroom. Manson had reportedly scrawled "helter skelter" on a mirror at the scene of the crime.
In 1974, A nine-mile long traffic jam prevented many fans from entering the Bob Dylan concert with The Band in Miami until it was half-over.
In 1976, Promoter Bill Sargent made his first proposal to The Beatles to reunite, offering $30 million for just one concert. As we know, they refused it and all ensuing entreaties.
In 1993, Fleetwood Mac reunited to play "Don't Stop" and other hits at the first inauguration celebration for President William Jefferson Clinton.
In 1993, The Supreme Court refused to lower the amount that a judge awarded Tom Waits for unauthorized usage of a Waits sound- and look-alike in a Frito-Lay commercial. The chip company paid up to the tune of a cool $2.5 million. That's a lot of Chesterfields!

More later
Peace Off
Bro


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